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Hi again,

There are times I dream of opening up my retail store (this will never happen, but it's fun to think about).

In it, I would sell all of my favorite things from outdoor gear, to my favorite kitchen items and cast iron, to my favorite clothes, and to mine and my wife's sexy mens and women's underwear. I would hire staff that would be good, nonjudgemental gear advisors, and staff that would make women and men feel comfortable with if they helped them pick out underwear. I would like it to be my own, slightly technical outdoor version of International Male. It would be Patagonia/Rab/Mountain Equipment meets rugged technical hunter clothing (Stone Glacier, Kuiu, Sitka, Fjallraven) meets sexy men's g-strings (Doreanse, Cocksox, and Kyle), meets tights for men (Lululemon), meets Benchmade knives, meets sexy, yet functional, outdoor clothing for women. All items would be carefully curated and hand picked from pocket knives to headlamps, to packs to tights, to g-strings.

I would want to shift the paradigm for men locally. Yes, you can wear rugged outdoor attire, then wear your sexy g-string for the gym, the beach, or for your partner, and yes you can still wear Lululemon for your workout.

Just a dream, and I would rather spend my time in other ways. Though it's something I day dream about!

I have very similar day dreams but an online store.

I catch myself throughout the day or at night dreaming of an online retail store for men’s underwear. I would love to sell the general brands like cocksocks, ergowear, Olaf, 2xist, etc but also develop my own thongs, briefs, jocks. I am a harsh critic for what feels the best for myself and often leave the feedback for the companies in hopes that they’ll want to partner with me on a new thong in the works.

I have spent many hours dreaming of what the thong would look and feel like, what materials, the marketing, etc. if I could have a career in men’s underwear I would do it in a moment.

Ahh, let the dreams continue…