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In my condo where I work, I have a back deck that overlooks the water. The way the condos are oriented only the one to my left can see over. I like to sit out in the morning as the sun comes up reading with a coffee wearing one of two things... I usually just have a bikini or thong on with a robe that isn't tied (open kimono if you will) or I'll have a t-shirt and bikini/thong on. The lady that lives next to me is a widow in her mid 60's and her sister who's in her 50's came out on her back porch to see if the Gray Whales were breaching in the sound. They definitely caught a full glimpse of me sitting facing them with my coffee, robe wide open with nothing but a iKingsky bulge thong covering my package. I sort of wanted to make a Moby Dick joke but I choose to leave that one for the next time if there was one