I thought I'd share a post a made in another forum last year. This wasn't my first time thonging at a beach, but the first where I was the only guy for miles in a thong. My previous experience has been at a gay beach where everyone very tolerant. Just south of Daytona Beach, FL.
Here is my beach report...
If you're looking to be exposed in a tiny swimsuit in a the middle of a crowd of people then I say go for NSB! You will not be disappointed. They do allow driving on the beach so it was pretty crowded with a long row of parked cars and people hanging out.
My wife and I hung out towards the back of the beach actually behind where the cars were parked. After a bit I decided I would take a dip in the water. And boy what a test of bravery! The beach is probably 150 yards long at low tide. One of the longest walks of my
life (but also one of the most exhilarating). Probably took a full 5 minutes to walk down to the water, it felt like forever.
My thoughts during the walk...
Okay, lets cool off in some water.
[stand up]
Feels good to stand up, better brush the sand off everywhere, especially my bottom. Want to make sure everything looks good!
[start walking]
This isn't so bad, I see a girl over to my right with a cheeky bikini. We're like peas in a pod! Though she looks much better than me!
I think I'll walk between these two parked cars, there doesn't seem to be anyone over there
Oops, I was wrong there's a couple of women sitting behind them
Oh, wow there are a few cars driving by. I can't believe I'm walking through traffic in a thong! I hope no one is distracted
[cross behind a pickup truck to avoid waiting]
Okay, on the other side of the road way... Wow, I still have a long way to go!
I just realized, everyone at the beach basically sits facing the ocean... Of course. But that means everyone behind me is literally looking at my backside... yay?!
Oh look at that mom filming her child playing on the beach, think I'll veer a bit left to avoid being picked up in their family video archives
Am I walking right? I feel awkward, focus on a natural walk, yea that's it!
[start walking awkward]
I just realized the further down the beach I go the wider the viewing angle of people that will probably notice me!
Oh look, a few girls in cheeky cuts in the water, I'll head closer to them and away from the guys throwing the football
[more walking seemingly forever]
Finally! I've made it to the water
[sloshing through water]
Wow this beach is flat, I've walked another 20 yards and my knees aren't even covered
[wave comes through]
Oh good a wave, but still wasn't high enough to cover my bottom half
[more walking]
Finally in the water consistently up to my chest. I feel like I can relax just a bit.
[turn around]
Wow, looking back at this beach, I literally had an audience of at least 300 people.
Wonder how many of them pointed out pink floral thong guy??? (a lot I hope)
Man, that was fun. I can't wait to do it again!
[float around in the waves for a bit]
Time to walk back, this time I can look at peoples faces as I approached them. As expected mostly not paying any attention to me
[walk next to someone sunning herself looking at the ocean]
I'm going to try to see if she turns her head as I walk by...
[she turns her head]
Aha! Caught you!
[get back to my towel]
Wow, that was fun! Wonder how long I should wait to do it again
It was really exciting and definitely worth it. I visited the water a couple more times throughout the rest of the day. Each time was just as thrilling as the last. My only regret is not going for a nice walk along the water. Maybe next time
