Today a guy came over and setup his blanket next to ours, and when he took his shorts off he was wearing a gold colored G-string. I think he seen my cheeky suit and decided to join my wife and I. My wife watched him most of the time, but she said I couldn't wear that type of suit. I planned on wearing a thong but my wife doesn't support me wearing thongs. She thinks I'll get arrested for wearing a thong.
As we walked back to my truck I didn't cover up my cheeky suit, had some people make some comments about my suit. And some of the ladies rolled their eyes. I don't know why they felt the need to say things about my suit. I didn't say anything about then being fat ass over weight dipshits! Come to find out the fat ass dipshits are camping on the same road we are.
As we sat by a campfire I told her that when it got dark I was wearing a thong around the site. I knew that people could see me from the road off the light from the fire. So I made it a point to get up and walk around when I knew someone was walking by.
Campfire and thongs make for a good night! Oh yeah almost forgot BEER!