Doh -- cleaning woman!
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Doh -- cleaning woman!
So I have a cleaning woman that comes to my house every couple of weeks; she's supposed to start at 8am but she usually gets there a bit early, so she can leave early. I'm an early riser, so I'm fine with that and I just leave the one door unlocked for her to come in. GENERALLY she texts me to let me know that she's here and coming in, but yesterday she neglected to do that. So I'm fresh out of the shower, no messages on my phone, and I trot into the kitchen to do a second Keurig cup and I didn't know she was in an adjacent room already...and then she gets all of me in a yellow Kiniki string bikini and blue T-shirt, stretching up to look in the cupboards for the right K-cup. She's like: "oh! Oh! Sorry!" And I whirl around and there aren't a single pair of trousers in sight. Nor in the room. Nor anywhere downstairs...I was like "oh! I didn't know you were here already...just making some coffee...you know...blah blah blah..." At which point I was seized with -- do I run back upstairs or do I wait for my coffee to finish? She's seen the 360 now, so...but she like stared, stunned, for a few seconds and then said, "I'll start in here" and ran back into the mudroom. LOL
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Re: Doh -- cleaning woman!
I would probably carry on with making coffee, then head back to my dressing chamber.
She has already seen what there is to see, and she is heading to a different area to work.
I'll bet you get text messages from now on.
She has already seen what there is to see, and she is heading to a different area to work.
I'll bet you get text messages from now on.
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When you said you were straight out of the shower and trotted into the kitchen, I assumed you were naked, so I don't think seeing you in a yellow string bikini and a t-shirt would have been as potentially shocking as seeing you naked and dripping on the floor(lol). I think we often wrongly expect people to have an OTT reaction to catching us in a situation like that, and are surprised when they don't. Just this week I heard a knock at my door and saw what I assumed was a delivery guy through the frosted glass. I had been sunbathing out the back and had come in for some water, so I was only wearing a C-string when I opened the door. He put the parcel on my doorstep, but I knew I hadn't ordered anything, so I asked him for the name of the customer? Turned out it was for the girl next door, so I told him to leave it in her back garden. He thanked me, smiled and was on his way. Didn't seem in the least bit taken aback by my lack of clothing, although I suspect most delivery drivers see their fair share of naked flesh during the course of their day.Pennbikini wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2023 10:30 am So I have a cleaning woman that comes to my house every couple of weeks; she's supposed to start at 8am but she usually gets there a bit early, so she can leave early. I'm an early riser, so I'm fine with that and I just leave the one door unlocked for her to come in. GENERALLY she texts me to let me know that she's here and coming in, but yesterday she neglected to do that. So I'm fresh out of the shower, no messages on my phone, and I trot into the kitchen to do a second Keurig cup and I didn't know she was in an adjacent room already...and then she gets all of me in a yellow Kiniki string bikini and blue T-shirt, stretching up to look in the cupboards for the right K-cup. She's like: "oh! Oh! Sorry!" And I whirl around and there aren't a single pair of trousers in sight. Nor in the room. Nor anywhere downstairs...I was like "oh! I didn't know you were here already...just making some coffee...you know...blah blah blah..." At which point I was seized with -- do I run back upstairs or do I wait for my coffee to finish? She's seen the 360 now, so...but she like stared, stunned, for a few seconds and then said, "I'll start in here" and ran back into the mudroom. LOL
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Well, I basically did just wait for the coffee to finish and then I went upstairs to complete the task of getting dressed. She didn't mention anything further that day or since, so I am assuming she has accommodated the idea. 
Yes, I'm sure delivery folks see more than their fair share. A good friend of mine drives for UPS and he has reported a couple (nothing terribly interesting) over the years.
It's fairly normal to see me in a T-shirt and underwear because that's pretty much what I wear around the house unless I have company (and even that depends on the company
) or am on a video call...

Yes, I'm sure delivery folks see more than their fair share. A good friend of mine drives for UPS and he has reported a couple (nothing terribly interesting) over the years.
It's fairly normal to see me in a T-shirt and underwear because that's pretty much what I wear around the house unless I have company (and even that depends on the company

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If she comes back then you'll have to assume that she wasn't bothered. How old is she?
I was once eyed up by a female janitor in a gents toilet/ shower area on a beach in mainland Spain. I was wearing a Dore 1cm white bikini which was semi transparent as I'd just come from the sea. I saw her looking but just carried on and had a shower to wash of the salt water which made the bikini more transparent. I enjoyed the experience.
I was once eyed up by a female janitor in a gents toilet/ shower area on a beach in mainland Spain. I was wearing a Dore 1cm white bikini which was semi transparent as I'd just come from the sea. I saw her looking but just carried on and had a shower to wash of the salt water which made the bikini more transparent. I enjoyed the experience.