Strangest thong you own?

[RespectTheKini]

Great replies guys, keep em coming. Tangaland, didn't know you guys rolled with those. Had that website saved during my searches, we should get a forum post on those. Gaff thongs, thats a new one too! Wonder how they compare to dance belts. Smoothing out, and how it all fits. Almost all the novelty thongs I agree, it keeps the thong as a joke item in the mainstream. Maybe the Santa one is the only 50/50 I can see have a positive reaction. C string though! Thats next level! Maybe someday for me, I can't rest till I try em all. If I ever get a walk-in closet, have mercy!

[Straw-Strings]

Probably this one:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07SX ... UTF8&psc=1

In the second photo, note the large gap in the back between the waistband and the horizontal green string that all the other strings are attached to. So awkward.

I accidentally ordered two, so on one of them I have the string safety pinned to the waistband to get rid of the gap

[Bikenswim]

Great replies guys, keep em coming. Tangaland, didn't know you guys rolled with those. Had that website saved during my searches, we should get a forum post on those. Gaff thongs, thats a new one too! Wonder how they compare to dance belts. Smoothing out, and how it all fits. Almost all the novelty thongs I agree, it keeps the thong as a joke item in the mainstream. Maybe the Santa one is the only 50/50 I can see have a positive reaction. C string though! Thats next level! Maybe someday for me, I can't rest till I try em all. If I ever get a walk-in closet, have mercy!

To compare, you point up in a dance belt, it holds everything up and in front so a dancer can move his thick muscular thighs in all directions. You can see a smooth bulge. I find them thick and uncomfortable. Dance belt and gaff thong both have rather wide rear straps.
The slingshot gaff thong dips low in front and holds everything down and under, or tucked inside to look flat in front. They come in various colors, I can wear them at the Beach. This is the brand I buy https://lexybblair.com/

[Bikenswim]

Koalaswim has a lot of Transformation Designs to flatten the front so you can explore your feminine side. They even make some Neoprene Swimwear. I bought the Neoprene Skin Diver Bikini in Medium and Small, both are comfortable for me. The Wet Slut Thong would qualify as a strange Thong for this post.

[Thongguy7]

I own 2 g strings and I have a physical labor job and I bought a 2 camo half thong half g string underwear.. I didnt like that it wasnt g string ish the side straps fall down at work and theres only one option to have your member facing down and I prefer thongs or g strings to have a pouch that offers up and down support. So it was wonky! And the front coverage was tiny not even medium front coverage or support so I through them out. And the backing was not a g string it was thick and very little support