Strangest thong you own?

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RespectTheKini
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Strangest thong you own?

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For me, it was an all velvet one I had. Yes, it was brown and looked like I had skinned a bear. (Cheapest one I found on ebay 😅) Not my best moment but in the right color they can be sexy. Don't recommend for full day use though.

Lots of strappy options, cool and different materials, rings and belts, combo undies (boxer -and-thong-in-one for example), torpedo and jet pouches . . . share! What is your most unique thong in your collection?
TANGA TANGA
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RespectTheKini wrote: Fri Jun 09, 2023 2:03 pm For me, it was an all velvet one I had. Yes, it was brown and looked like I had skinned a bear. (Cheapest one I found on ebay 😅) Not my best moment but in the right color they can be sexy. Don't recommend for full day use though.

Lots of strappy options, cool and different materials, rings and belts, combo undies (boxer -and-thong-in-one for example), torpedo and jet pouches . . . share! What is your most unique thong in your collection?
Has to be the JOK one sided thong that was impossible to keep on. I saw pics of some z list minor tv personalities wearing them in Spain and was convinced they had taped them on to their privates to stop them falling off. Manscaping was absolutely essential. lol
JustSomeDude71

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Post by JustSomeDude71 »

I'm not into novelty (joke) underwear such as the elephant trunk thong or the tuxedo g-sring you usually find as a his & her wedding night gift set. I don't do rings chains, or metal clips, they just look uncomfortable, fragile and difficult to wear. Even the few panties that I own and wear infrequently could pass for men's bikini briefs.
Pennbikini
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This sparked a memory of mine from more years ago! I can't remember if it was a thong or bikini but I had a pair on from Kiniki with rings on the sides and I set off the airport security metal detectors. I think it was in Germany, but can't recall for sure. I remember getting frisked pretty vigorously as this would have been around the time (perhaps even before) the so-called "underwear bomber." I also remember that the undies were BRIGHT red...someone else might remember that Kiniki style...
TANGA TANGA
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Pennbikini wrote: Thu Jun 15, 2023 6:17 am This sparked a memory of mine from more years ago! I can't remember if it was a thong or bikini but I had a pair on from Kiniki with rings on the sides and I set off the airport security metal detectors. I think it was in Germany, but can't recall for sure. I remember getting frisked pretty vigorously as this would have been around the time (perhaps even before) the so-called "underwear bomber." I also remember that the undies were BRIGHT red...someone else might remember that Kiniki style...
That is the main reason I don’t wear any of my ringed undies when flying(lol).Did you explain why you set the alarms off, or did you have to show them your undies?🥵🥵🥵 I’ve got several g-strings with rings on either side of the pouch, and thongs that have one centre ring that connects the pouch to the waistband.I do remember Kiniki having some styles that incorporated rings and metal clips.Those were fun times. Lol
Pennbikini
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Well, they did it in what I can delicately call the "German airport security" protocol which is to stuff their hands down both sides of my jeans and found that the culprit was my underwear itself after what seemed like many, many tactile inspections of the cut (I seem to remember it being "string/ring" bikini cut but like I said, it was a while ago). After they were satisfied that it wasn't a bomb (so to speak), I was allowed to proceed on my way. (I would say that the frisking is unique to Germany but it's happened elsewhere too! Belgium, for one.)
DownUnder
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Some of the extreme versions of g-strings from English company Jovanadesign and the German Tangaland24, where the g-string is just a very small pouch to strap the penis in place but leaves the testicles exposed.

Only used for sleeping in my case, and I think you'd be asking for trouble if they were used for day-wear, especially if any strenuous activity was done.

They take a little bit of getting used to, but I find them really comfortable once they had been worn a few nights. They are not contoured, but given their size and purpose I don't think they need to be.
Thonglover8k
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I’ve got a couple of Tangaland g strings, not sure if they are the strangest I’ve got but they are the sexiest, (I think).
One pair is pink, you have to wear “up” with your balls exposed and your penis poking out the top and the other pair is orange with just room for your balls, my penis can’t fit into the bag, so is just exposed. Pretty hot
swimmer78
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RespectTheKini wrote: Fri Jun 09, 2023 2:03 pm For me, it was an all velvet one I had. Yes, it was brown and looked like I had skinned a bear. (Cheapest one I found on ebay 😅) Not my best moment but in the right color they can be sexy. Don't recommend for full day use though.

Lots of strappy options, cool and different materials, rings and belts, combo undies (boxer -and-thong-in-one for example), torpedo and jet pouches . . . share! What is your most unique thong in your collection?
I also own a velvet thong that I bought from N2N earlier this year. It's a pine green color from their Winter Collection. The material has a soft sexy feel but the problem with a velvet pouch is it that it has very little stretch or give to it. The pouch size isn't very accommodating to begin with and it's hell on my penis when an erection comes on! Velvet (and I imagine leather and other exotic materials) are more for novelty than everyday wear. A comfortable pouch must be made from a flexible accommodating material.
Bikenswim
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Post by Bikenswim »

When I was a kid, I liked to squeeze into old swim bikinis that I had outgrown. Later I discovered gaff thongs, used by drag queens and others who wanted a girly flat front look. The slingshot style gaff thong dips low in front, and I can wear it at any crowded beach. I like the no-bulge look and feel, but is the thong strange, or am I strange?
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