Underwear Pet Peeve

[NoOnesOnion87]

When product is described as "One size fits all" when obviously you have to have the body dimensions of a 12 year-old boy! I have a 46-inch hips, and nothing described as "one size fits all" will ever fit me!

[NoOnesOnion87]

Underwear and swimwear described as "GAY, SISSY or PANTIES" by the vendor/seller. Men who are curious about trying bikinis and thongs are less likely to buy them if the product description describes what they're curious about trying as gay, or sissy, or panties! Likewise, women who are shopping for sexy underwear for their husband or boyfriend are not going to purchase anything labeled as gay, or sissy, or panties. Like someone else said on this thread, they've never met a men's brief that was gay which leads me to ask that, if men's underwear can be gay, does that mean that women's panties can be lesbians? And are there any women's panties out there that are sold as "lesbian underwear"???

[NoOnesOnion87]

I dont like what us described as "ruched underwear"
I hope I spelled that right!
It's the underwear where it has the center seam down the back supposedly it's to accentuate your buns I just don't like the way that looks and I will never buy or wear anything like that!

[Microbikiniman]

Underwear and swimwear described as "GAY, SISSY or PANTIES" by the vendor/seller. Men who are curious about trying bikinis and thongs are less likely to buy them if the product description describes what they're curious about trying as gay, or sissy, or panties! Likewise, women who are shopping for sexy underwear for their husband or boyfriend are not going to purchase anything labeled as gay, or sissy, or panties. Like someone else said on this thread, they've never met a men's brief that was gay which leads me to ask that, if men's underwear can be gay, does that mean that women's panties can be lesbians? And are there any women's panties out there that are sold as "lesbian underwear"???

One of the many stupid gimmicks of " merchants" who are so clueless that they will let ANY potential sales (AND moola!) get away from them. And as for the women who are interested in seeing a skimpier style on their men, many like to see male bodybuilders wearing string-bikini posing suits at the bodybuilding competitions, and I'm assuming that they flock to see male strippers (who are NOT wearing bid overalls! ). Ladies, buy that skimpy stuff! Your man will thank you! During those "special moments," a quick downward thrust will help him out of a "tight situation!" As Pepsi-Cola once said (you can't make this stuff up! ): "More Bounce To The Ounce!"

[NoOnesOnion87]

Underwear and swimwear described as "GAY, SISSY or PANTIES" by the vendor/seller. Men who are curious about trying bikinis and thongs are less likely to buy them if the product description describes what they're curious about trying as gay, or sissy, or panties! Likewise, women who are shopping for sexy underwear for their husband or boyfriend are not going to purchase anything labeled as gay, or sissy, or panties. Like someone else said on this thread, they've never met a men's brief that was gay which leads me to ask that, if men's underwear can be gay, does that mean that women's panties can be lesbians? And are there any women's panties out there that are sold as "lesbian underwear"???

One of the many stupid gimmicks of " merchants" who are so clueless that they will let ANY potential sales (AND moola!) get away from them. And as for the women who are interested in seeing a skimpier style on their men, many like to see male bodybuilders wearing string-bikini posing suits at the bodybuilding competitions, and I'm assuming that they flock to see male strippers (who are NOT wearing bid overalls! ). Ladies, buy that skimpy stuff! Your man will thank you! During those "special moments," a quick downward thrust will help him out of a "tight situation!" As Pepsi-Cola once said (you can't make this stuff up! ): "More Bounce To The Ounce!"

That's a good one to use against any woman that thinks boxer briefs are sexy ask them how many times have you gone to a ladies club and the male strippers are wearing boxer briefs or tighty whities?!

[Microbikiniman]

Ladies, welcome to the "Hot Hunks Fantasy Fling!" Tonight, in honor of your generous donations of old boxer shorts to clothe orphaned ponies, the "Hunks" are going to "model" their latest creations using dental floss! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXMI7zLw0k

[NoOnesOnion87]

I like a smoothe, countoured look to the front of my underwear. When underwear manufacturers give the pouch that little roosters comb at the base of the pouch... I dont like that! It makes my testicles look like they have a mowhawk!

[NoOnesOnion87]

My pet peeves are the affordability of underwear and the cut of some especially those called low rise.
I mean I am not going to spend a hundred dollars for three or four pairs of underwear. I remember when I could buy packs of bikini briefs for $15. And they lasted for a year or more. The quality of some brands especially online is questionable.
I never liked "low rise" cut. I tried equipo low rise bikini briefs, they were alright at first but when I started walking around in them they fell below my butt, I had to go in the bathroom of the mall and readjust them and about 15 minutes later they fell again.
I wish I had my favorite brands back in the 80/90's they fit good and we're affordable.
And speaking of the waist bands rolling. The best waistband for me was joe boxer string bikini briefs they never rolled on me and we're very comfortable.

Fruit of the Loom bikini panties had the same problem with the ass-end drooping and sagging. They looked great in front, but one would have to wear them with Suspenders

[NoOnesOnion87]

Second peeve: Non-standard sizing. How hard is it to post a size chart that reflects specific markets? What sense does it make for a M or L guy to buy an XL or XXL? I have to often depend on buyer reviews on Amazon to get the real story, and those are sometimes just shills.

Chinese vendors are bad about sizing, as Chinese men apparently don't grow any bigger than American boys! In China, a 4X could be equal to a 20 inch waist, where in America, 4X may be 42-46 inches! And also, 90 cm in China is not the same as 90 cm in other countries. And each vendor's sizing chart is different! An XL size for one may be equal to a 3X for another. Read the size chart before ordering! Also, most Chinese vendors go be height and weight instead of hip & waist size... very confusing!

[NoOnesOnion87]

When ordering from Chinese sellers, don't be surprised if they send you women's panties instead of men's underwear. I've had that happen more than once!