Underwear Pet Peeve

[NoOnesOnion87]

When product is described as "One size fits all" when obviously you have to have the body dimensions of a 12 year-old boy! I have a 46-inch hips, and nothing described as "one size fits all" will ever fit me!

[NoOnesOnion87]

Underwear and swimwear described as "GAY, SISSY or PANTIES" by the vendor/seller. Men who are curious about trying bikinis and thongs are less likely to buy them if the product description describes what they're curious about trying as gay, or sissy, or panties! Likewise, women who are shopping for sexy underwear for their husband or boyfriend are not going to purchase anything labeled as gay, or sissy, or panties. Like someone else said on this thread, they've never met a men's brief that was gay which leads me to ask that, if men's underwear can be gay, does that mean that women's panties can be lesbians? And are there any women's panties out there that are sold as "lesbian underwear"???

[NoOnesOnion87]

I dont like what us described as "ruched underwear"
I hope I spelled that right!
It's the underwear where it has the center seam down the back supposedly it's to accentuate your buns I just don't like the way that looks and I will never buy or wear anything like that!

[Microbikiniman]

Underwear and swimwear described as "GAY, SISSY or PANTIES" by the vendor/seller. Men who are curious about trying bikinis and thongs are less likely to buy them if the product description describes what they're curious about trying as gay, or sissy, or panties! Likewise, women who are shopping for sexy underwear for their husband or boyfriend are not going to purchase anything labeled as gay, or sissy, or panties. Like someone else said on this thread, they've never met a men's brief that was gay which leads me to ask that, if men's underwear can be gay, does that mean that women's panties can be lesbians? And are there any women's panties out there that are sold as "lesbian underwear"???

One of the many stupid gimmicks of " merchants" who are so clueless that they will let ANY potential sales (AND moola!) get away from them. And as for the women who are interested in seeing a skimpier style on their men, many like to see male bodybuilders wearing string-bikini posing suits at the bodybuilding competitions, and I'm assuming that they flock to see male strippers (who are NOT wearing bid overalls! ). Ladies, buy that skimpy stuff! Your man will thank you! During those "special moments," a quick downward thrust will help him out of a "tight situation!" As Pepsi-Cola once said (you can't make this stuff up! ): "More Bounce To The Ounce!"

[NoOnesOnion87]

Underwear and swimwear described as "GAY, SISSY or PANTIES" by the vendor/seller. Men who are curious about trying bikinis and thongs are less likely to buy them if the product description describes what they're curious about trying as gay, or sissy, or panties! Likewise, women who are shopping for sexy underwear for their husband or boyfriend are not going to purchase anything labeled as gay, or sissy, or panties. Like someone else said on this thread, they've never met a men's brief that was gay which leads me to ask that, if men's underwear can be gay, does that mean that women's panties can be lesbians? And are there any women's panties out there that are sold as "lesbian underwear"???

One of the many stupid gimmicks of " merchants" who are so clueless that they will let ANY potential sales (AND moola!) get away from them. And as for the women who are interested in seeing a skimpier style on their men, many like to see male bodybuilders wearing string-bikini posing suits at the bodybuilding competitions, and I'm assuming that they flock to see male strippers (who are NOT wearing bid overalls! ). Ladies, buy that skimpy stuff! Your man will thank you! During those "special moments," a quick downward thrust will help him out of a "tight situation!" As Pepsi-Cola once said (you can't make this stuff up! ): "More Bounce To The Ounce!"

That's a good one to use against any woman that thinks boxer briefs are sexy ask them how many times have you gone to a ladies club and the male strippers are wearing boxer briefs or tighty whities?!

[Microbikiniman]

Ladies, welcome to the "Hot Hunks Fantasy Fling!" Tonight, in honor of your generous donations of old boxer shorts to clothe orphaned ponies, the "Hunks" are going to "model" their latest creations using dental floss! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXMI7zLw0k