What Red Underwear should Superman Wear over his costume?

[CheekySith]

We've all seen the red old fashioned underwater Superman wears over his suit. If you were superman, what kind of red underwear would you wear over your costume? A red thong? A red bikini? A red jock?

[jockeyunderwearguy]

We've all seen the red old fashioned underwater Superman wears over his suit. If you were superman, what kind of red underwear would you wear over your costume? A red thong? A red bikini? A red jock?

Red Bikini!

[Microbikiniman]

We've all seen the red old fashioned underwater Superman wears over his suit. If you were superman, what kind of red underwear would you wear over your costume? A red thong? A red bikini? A red jock?

Red Bikini!

That is the perfect choice to showcase "The Abs of Steel!" (Imagine what fun Lois Lane would have in picking them out!)

[jockeyunderwearguy]

We've all seen the red old fashioned underwater Superman wears over his suit. If you were superman, what kind of red underwear would you wear over your costume? A red thong? A red bikini? A red jock?

Red Bikini!

That is the perfect choice to showcase "The Abs of Steel!" (Imagine what fun Lois Lane would have in picking them out!)

[Ginger_b_Thonging]

After getting a red GH Venom thong awhile back, i can't help but think it would be perfect choice.

[Schoolspeedo]

Slightly off topic but the giving of red underwear in some Latin countries at new year is considered good luck for the recipient for the year ahead. I always give my wife the tiniest red thong at new year, which she puts on just before midnight. I did some research on this and found one theory came from Italy in the middle ages where it was thought giving tiny scraps of red fabric to boys and men to cover their genitals, this would stop witches from trying to rip their genitals off with their sharp claws and use them them for the own gratification. I have this image of an Italian man in a little mountain village wearing a tiny red thong with his bulge barely covered while a witch has her claws outstretched ready to rip at his meat but is thwarted by the tiny red fabric and screams in disgust; a bit like the Cross being held up as a vampire is about to strike! Unfortunately, my wife does not like my skimpy underwear at all so doesn't reciprocate in the giving of tiny red underwear so I have to wear my own ones and run the risk of the witch finding me.