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This was when my children were very young, and my middle child was 4 years old at the time. It was just after sunrise and I had just woke up. Well, as usual, the first thing I did was make a beeline to the bathroom to empty my bladder. I sleep wearing nothing but my underwear, so all I had on was my purple, Fruit of the Loom bikini brief. So there I was standing over the toilet, emptying my bladder when unbeknownst to me, my 4 year-old daughter walked in behind me, laughed and shouted, "DADDY'S WEARING PURPLE PANTIES!"

I had to assure her that they were not panties and that I was wearing underwear for boys. "I'm not wearing panties! These are underwear for boys. Boys wear these too!"

Well this story is funny to me,
One o the many days I take shower at the gym, two of my friends were talking at the looker room like a regular day, I just took a shower so I was getting back in to the looker room from the shower and get dress, I live in United States and guys are really up tight about underwear, so that being said, I continue my story lol, so only one of the guys could see what I was doing, while they were talking, I took my joe Snyder bulge bikini from my bag and I was putting it on, his face was hilarious, he make a face of a deer when they get stock looking at the light, he couldn’t believe what he was looking at. I was just pretending nothing happen and also I spend extra time getting dress just to give him a full show.
After that he never mention anything and I just act like I didn’t care.

To be honest,I have too many to mention here,but I did recall several of them on the main blog under the heading "Caught with your pants down" usually involving me answering the door wearing just a g-string to an unexpected caller e.g. a meter reader,or delivery driver,or as happened this year, being caught sunbathing naked in my back garden by my window cleaner(lol).

I've got so many as well...trying to sprinkle them around a bit. Almost have to cordon off the high school/college/communal living/locker room type of situation into something a little bit more unintentional or unexpected! A couple of times fire alarms got pulled in the college dorm, the time I lost my pants at a party and woke up behind the wheel of my truck in the parking lot without my jeans, waking up on the beach in spring break in my bikini briefs and T-shirt (I had obviously wondered off from the hotel), a couple of pantsing incidents...more recently, the time my assistant didn't think I was in my office (my door was closed and she had thought I already left) and she went to just drop off a file of documents on my desk and there I was, changing out of my dress slacks, gray Kiniki string bikini only, a lot of cheek showing, etc., etc....

Once, in intermediate school, I was playing flag football with other students in P.E. class, and I had the ball. I was running it in for a touchdown when another boy grabbed my flag. It wouldn't come detatched from my gym shorts and he pulled my shorts down to my knees, exposing my underwear. This was before I discovered Bikinis and thongs, so only My huge, baggy Y-fronts were exposed. I don't recall any girls present to see my huge, baggy, diaper-like briefs, so minimal embarrassment.

Haha! Almost a carbon copy of what happened to me, except I was in high school, and my shorts DID rip off. They were thinner fabric, not as heavy as knit gym shorts or anything. Black string bikini briefs (I think they were Hang Ten). That was around 1990 or 91 or so when it happened...

Another one along these lines happened as well, the summer of when I was 14 or so...would have been around 1989 then. I was at summer camp, and as 14 year olds do, there was a scuffle. While canoeing. In the middle of a lake. Well, my canoe got capsized and so I got tossed into the water. My two boatmates had swimming shorts on, but for some reason I had worn sweatpants, so when you have sweatpants and get thrown in the water, that's kind of the same thing as having the sweatpants vaporize. So we doggy-paddled the swamped canoe to the beach a few hundred yards away and I emerged with my life jacket, T-shirt, and red-and-white striped Spalding string bikini briefs. The vividness of them add to the vividness of the memory. So, snug and very wet, I had to make my way from the waterfront back to my bunk. No big deal. Only a hundred or so people, campers and counselors, saw this glorious sight...

I'm not sure if this is "funny" or not, and it didn't directly involve me, but one instance in summer 1994 I had to pick up a friend of mine who had spent several months in jail. So I picked him up and expected that he wanted to go straight home but we stopped at a Kmart or Walmart or similar as he wanted to get fresh clothes, the most notable of which was a pack of string bikinis and a pack of bikinis. He had put about 10-15 pounds on in jail (he was as skinny as a rail before) and so this was his first priority. I hadn't had any inkling of this prior to it, and he was pretty nonchalant about it as he scooped those up and a few other items. A couple of times afterward, I did see him in his underwear (always one of the string bikinis.)

Not involving underwear, but rather swimwear.

When I was about 8-9, I used to hang out and play with some of the children in the neighborhood. This was around 1992 or 1993. One day, we noticed that the father of one of my friends at the time was washing his car while wearing green speedos.

Some of the other boys were making fun of the man saying he was washing his car in his underwear. I knew that it wasn't underwear, but rather speedos. I thought it was unusual for anyone just to be washing a car in swimwear. I thought nothing else of it.

After my friends decided to go somewhere else, I walked to the man (one of my friend's father) and told him that those kids were making fun of him for wearing "that" suit. He just said it didn't bother him and not to pay attention for what those kids were saying.

I guess this was the point where speedos were becoming less accepted as swimwear and baggy shorts were starting to become extremely popular.

Back in late 1993 I was dating my ex-wife and we were staying at her sister's house. My ex had two boys before we married. The youngest one (4 at the time) came in to wake us up. I was wearing red bikini underwear and nothing else. He saw that and stated, "God doesn't like people who sleep in their underwear!" We did our best to correct his thinking on that point.