Now in leaving Portugal

[Pennbikini]

JUUUUUUST flew back in today and in the "express" lane at airport security in Lisbon this morning, I pretty much got pantsed while I was getting frisked....

My jeans are pretty baggy so I when I asked about keeping my belt on and they said yes, I was like "supercool." But then of course I beeped. So I was commanded to spread em, and hold my arms out, after unclasping my belt. Yes...I was wearing red Apollo string bikinis from Kiniki and so I'm sure they showed up pretty well. That then makes for Germany, Belgium, and Portugal for a vigorous patdown/frisking in the airport...

[Thonglover8k]

Lol! I’ve never been frisked at any airport around the world.
You must look super dodgy

[Pennbikini]

It's always the belt...and then gravity happens...along with, for example, this dude today that stretched my jeans out so much I was pretty much swimming around in them!

[David_NC]

Way back in like 2013/2014 I flew from Texas back to North Carolina - I was flying with two coworkers who were early birds. Our flight left TX at 6am, so we had to be at the airport by like 5am. I was half asleep and did all the proper airport, take your shoes, belt, keys watch, and put it in my basket. Well I forgot to take my wallet out and made the machine go off. The airport was not super busy that early, the agent said I had to do a pat down. I was wearing jeans and he proceeded with the pat down, when he came up my legs he went high enough up I wasn't sure if he was doing a hernia or prostate check - it was 5am and I made a sarcastic comment about hey how about dinner first - he didn't find it funny. But pulled my wallet out then had me walk through again and let me on my way. I had never had an agent be that personal with me.

[TANGA TANGA]

Way back in like 2013/2014 I flew from Texas back to North Carolina - I was flying with two coworkers who were early birds. Our flight left TX at 6am, so we had to be at the airport by like 5am. I was half asleep and did all the proper airport, take your shoes, belt, keys watch, and put it in my basket. Well I forgot to take my wallet out and made the machine go off. The airport was not super busy that early, the agent said I had to do a pat down. I was wearing jeans and he proceeded with the pat down, when he came up my legs he went high enough up I wasn't sure if he was doing a hernia or prostate check - it was 5am and I made a sarcastic comment about hey how about dinner first - he didn't find it funny. But pulled my wallet out then had me walk through again and let me on my way. I had never had an agent be that personal with me.

Loved your quip “how about dinner first” as the agent’s hands explored your Crown Jewels.Bet that helped you wake up.